confirmance:

employer: so what would you say is your biggest weakness?

me: probably just like who I am as a person

somecutething:

An unlikely friendship

mira4-deactivated20150320:

Why so you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?

warm-positivity:

Stop comparing yourself to other people, all it does is hurt you. There’s no correct way to exist in this world, so just be who you are because it’s enough. You are absolutely perfect the way you are.

dankmemeuniversity:

earthdad:

me, bleeding to death: help…. me

friend running in: WHAT HAPPENED?? WHO DID THIS TO YOU???

me, pointing: he… he did it

the murderer in the distance:

alteredgalaxy:

showerthoughtsofficial:

Maybe only cats can become ghost. That’s why ghosts just knock over stuff and make noises at night.

partytilfajr:

“Opposites attract” should be reserved for like “she’s messy and he’s neat!” Not like “she’s supportive and he’s a soul-sucking toxic person!”

sparklecorpse:

lets play a fun game called ‘is this paranoid thinking or can i actually trust my instincts’

whitepeopletwitter:

Shots fired

blueberrygoth:

i have lovey dovey bitch syndrome & its incurable